Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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