That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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