What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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