I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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