know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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