Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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