all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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