return my video game
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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