If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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