I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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