Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
