So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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