i would punch a child for taco bell
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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