I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
this is an emotional support booty call
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
