someone threw a dead crab at me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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