at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
