Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
