And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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