I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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