Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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