went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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