White coat. Heels.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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