at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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