at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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