Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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