omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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