My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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