He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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