i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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