About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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