There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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