Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I cannot find my penis.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
