So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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