So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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