they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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