They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he shaved USA in his pubs
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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