no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I wear drunk well.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
