he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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