The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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