My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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