She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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