I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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