All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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