We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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