Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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