Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
well you can't waste a boner
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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