turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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