Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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