Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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