So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We need to get me chipped asap
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